For Asylum Addicts Only · Year 1
One Year in the Death Ward
You read past the warning. And you came back.
A year ago you walked onto my floor for the first time. You heard things that most people put down and never picked up again. But not you. You stayed. You kept listening. That means something in here. This is for you.
Chef — Patient 1024 — Signed 5×7 Print
1 Year Anniversary Exclusive
Meet Chef
The Asylum Confessions · Book 1 · Patient 1024
The very first confession. Patient 1024 — Chef. He was the one who started it all, and he remains one of my personal favourites. There's something about him that stays with you long after his confession ends.
If you've been here from the beginning, you know exactly why Chef matters. This is a pencil sketch portrait drawn from my own patient files — printed on a 5×7, signed by me, ready to frame. Exclusive, and made for the reader who was brave enough to open Book 1 and keep going.
This is not available anywhere else. It never will be.
- 5×7 signed print · ready to frame
- Exclusive to 1-Year Asylum Addicts only
- Printed & mailed directly by Jack
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The Addict Keychain
3″ × 3″ · Silver or Rose Gold · Double-Sided
Because you read past the warning — and it was worth it. A double-sided keychain in your choice of silver or rose gold. Carry it with you. Let people ask what it means. Only you'll know.
Silver
Front
Back
Front
"I read past the warning"
Back
"Worth it"
Rose Gold
Front
Back
Front
"I read past the warning"
Back
"Worth it"
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One year ago, you read past the warning.
Most people see the warning and hesitate. Some read the first confession
and decide that's enough. But you kept going — book after book,
patient after patient — and here you are.
Still standing. Still listening.
That's what makes you an Asylum Addict.
One year in the Death Ward, and I'm glad you stayed.
I'll see you on the floor.
— Jack Steen